Tindo Nudist Club rolls out Barossa’s cheekiest event
You don’t need to dress to impress at Tindo. In fact, less is more at Barossa’s naked get-away, where the club invites newcomers to strip away the mysteries of social nudism!
On February 23, it’s double the fun, double the flesh, and double the sunscreen budget as Tindo Nudist Club flings open their gates to expose the nudie lifestyle.
Whether you’re a seasoned streaker or a curious onlooker still clutching your clothes, this nudie-optional carnival includes water ballet, volleyball, and relays, all performed with maximum freedom and minimal fabric. Don’t worry, though – if you’re not ready to let it all “hang out” you can keep your kit on, but as the proverb goes, “when in Rome……”
Here’s the unzipped itinerary:
• 10:00am: Gates open. Members will be on hand to meet, greet, and discreetly field your most burning nudist questions – like, Where do you keep your phone?
• 11:00am: Sven’s water ballet demonstration. Expect grace, poise, and eye-opening pirouettes.
• 11:30am: Water volleyball showdown – members vs. visitors. Bathers are optional for guests, though the home team’s lack of drag could give them the edge.
• 12:30pm: Sausage sizzle and a group Q&A about life in the buff – where the sausages aren’t the only things getting a good grilling. You’ll leave with a full stomach and maybe some new views on naked living.
• 2:00pm: The leaky bucket relay where it’s not just water slipping through the cracks.
• 3:00pm: Tea, coffee, and the pièce de résistance – a group skinny dip! Whether you’re diving in or just dipping your toe, clothes are a no-no.
• 4:00pm: Presentation of the perpetual trophy award
Make sure you bring sunscreen, a towel, and a sense of humour. You’ll need all three. A tennis racquet is optional, but clothing is negotiable.
If you’re on the fence, just remember that nudism is less about shock value and more about sock value (as in, you don’t need any).
For details, call 0466 787 655 or visit Tindo’s website.
