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Out with the old and in with the new for Adelaide’s Pandas

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Adelaide Zoo – Adrian Mann
Melissa Smith

Goodbye Wang Wang and Fu Ni, Hello Xing Qiu and Yi Lan

 

In good news for animal lovers, Adelaide Zoo has lined up another two Giant Pandas to join their menagerie after Wang Wang and Fu Ni are deported back to their homeland in November.

Xing Qiu (pronounced Shing Chee-y-ull) a three-year-old male, is apparently quite the looker with a “docile but lively” vibe (whatever that means in panda speak) and Yi Lan (pronounced Ee-lun), also three, is described as playful and beautiful, with a name that means “idly blissful”.

Did we just snag ourselves the Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez of Panda Land?

But let’s not forget the OG hot couple gone wrong, Wang Wang and Fu Ni – the Ben Affleck and JLo of the panda scene. They threw a party over the weekend to celebrate Wang Wang’s 19th and Fu Ni’s 18th birthdays. It was also a chance for their admirers to say farewell as this cubless couple prepares to leave the place they’ve called home for 15 years.

Panda Baby Boom or Bust?

Originally brought in on a 10-year rental agreement with China, their lease was extended in the hope that Wang Wang would use his Wang Wang and make sweet panda love with Fu Ni, finally giving South Australia the baby pandas we’ve been waiting for.

However, baby panda-making is a tricky business. There’s just a three-day window each year when it can happen, and it looks like Fu Ni has had a headache for the last 15 years. Even a shot at artificial insemination didn’t work.

One commenter on social media suggested sending Wang Wang and Fu Ni to Elizabeth for one last try—because if they can’t get pregnant there, there’s no hope.

So, fingers are crossed that Adelaide Zoo’s next Panda couple hop on the good foot and do the bad thing, and do it well! We’ve already spent millions on world-class Panda accommodation while we’re in the midst of a housing crisis for humans who can make babies, so the least these new pandas can do is repay us with some cute little black and white fluffballs, thank you very much.

Of course, with the cost of living crisis, only high-income earners will be able to afford to take their kids to the zoo. But hey, at least the rich kids will get to see where the working poor’s money is going—to entertain them with pandas whose names they can’t pronounce. Is it wrong to suggest renaming them to Sheila and Dave?

The $15 Million Panda Investment

At $1.5 million a year for 10 years, it’s a hefty investment, but even though we got the “Shein” version of Pandas the first time around, people from all over came to visit them, so maybe the return on investment isn’t a total wash.

Xing Qiu and Yi Lan will no doubt be embraced by the Adelaide Zoo family with open arms. Let’s just hope they don’t fall apart after six months like some other things made in China.

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